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Now, this is Baby
Shaw at three weeks.
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See, she just a little tiny dot.
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Now, over at six weeks, she's
the size of a lima bean.
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Alright, and this one
was taken yesterday.
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She looks just like
mommy, doesn't she?
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Yeah, if mommy's a sea horse.
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W‐w‐w‐whoa, hold on.
W‐what's that right there?
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Oh, that's my profile
of Sperm Donor 432.
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My man in a can.
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Wait a minute, you‐you‐you
got your seed
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from the Turner Institute?
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Whoa, small world.
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Wait a minute, Overton.
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Are you trying to tell
me that your swimmers
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are doing laps in
somebody else's pool?
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No, baby, not me. Kyle.
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See, couple of years
back he had one of those
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near‐death experiences
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while bicycling through
the Lincoln Tunnel.
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So, he decided to make a
deposit at that there bank
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to guarantee that the
Barker bloodline
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would flow into the
next millennium.
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No, no, no.
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Donor 432 is not Kyle Barker.
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Check out my fine
specimen's profile.
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Let's see, "Ethnic
group, African‐American.
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"IQ, 140. Education,
advanced degree.
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‐ Height, 5'10 ",
weight, 175." ‐ Mmm.
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"Interests include fitness,
African studies... singing."
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Oh, my God.
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♪ My funny valentine ♪
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Oh, please!
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♪ Sweet comic valentine ♪
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This man is a big
wave surfer, alright.
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The only thing Kyle ever surfed
was the freaking internet.
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Oh, my.
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"Oh, my." What are
you oh‐mying about?
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See, Kyle wanted his recipient
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to, be able to
appreciate intelligence
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plus, have a sense of adventure
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so, that way, they could,
um, create a super baby.
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Hey, dude. What the
hell are you saying?
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Look here, honey, I ain't
no genetic scientist
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but it looks like you've got Big
Wave Barker's bun in that oven.
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[screaming]
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♪ We are living ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh in a 90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Oh keep your head up ♪
♪ What? ♪
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♪ Keep ya head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my home girls standin'
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue ♪
♪ It's tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ Do what you want ♪
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♪ No free position ♪
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♪ Ha‐aa ♪
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Well, um, I checked
out the files
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that, um, Kyle left, and..
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Looks as though, um,
we got a match.
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Oh, my God.
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[sobbing] Why? Why? W‐why, why?
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You know, this little sea horse
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does kinda have
Kyle's cheekbones.
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[sarcastic laughter]
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Maxine. Oh, my God.
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What is Kyle gonna say
when you tell him
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he seeded your garden?
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No! I'm not telling him.
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He gave up his right to know
when he dropped that magazine
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zipped up his pants, and
walked outta that place.
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She didn't mean that.
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Well, even if she did
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I mean, this is not a
secret any of us can keep.
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You know what I'm saying?
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I mean, not to be
Reginesque, but, uh..
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Somebody got to tell Kyle.
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Yeah, well, um, you
know, he is in Ohio
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visiting the folks
for the holidays.
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I, I could call him up and
tell him to come up here
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for the New Year's
Eve party tonight.
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And then, maybe, we can get Max
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to spill the beans,
about them beans.
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How come I wasn't invited to
the New Year's Eve party?
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Um, that's 'cause I just
thought of it, baby.
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Overton, you're a sly one. Okay.
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'Good plan, good plan.
Good plan, good plan.'
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Mmm.
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Greetings, boss lady.
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Came to drop off my special rum
punch for tonight's party.
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Yo, Russ, the‐the party's not
for another eight hours.
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Well, uh, I'm afraid
I can't be trusted
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with this potent concoction.
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Last year, I dipped
into it a little early.
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By four in the afternoon, I
was naked in Times Square..
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Begging a policeman for
a ride on his horse.
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Wow. She just beat Max's
record to the kitchen.
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This must be big.
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My marriage is over.
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Since lunch?
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You know that TV show
I auditioned for?
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They offered me the role
of the renegade nun.
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Hey.
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No! Hello, divorce court. Eww.
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Synclaire, you see
this look on my face?
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Okay, it's called confusion.
Help me.
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Don't you see?
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They film the show in Hollywood.
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That means Overton and
I will have to move.
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He's not gonna wanna do that.
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He has his job, he
has his friends.
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Besides, think of
all the sunscreen
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we're gonna need for his dome.
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Synclaire, you're buggin'.
Come on, now.
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Overton married you,
hairy toes and all!
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Hey, that's a man who'll
follow you anywhere, okay?
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Well, damn him! Damn him!
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Why does he have to
be so understanding?
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Why can't he just say.
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"We're stayin' here,
woman, so cool your jets."
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Because nobody's talked
like that since the 50s.
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Alright, now, let's
get to the real.
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Khadijah, when I moved
here from Minnesota
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you were just my cousin.
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Now, you're my dearest friend.
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What am I gonna do
if I can't drop by
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and soak up all of your
love and understanding
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and constructive, most
of the time, criticism?
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Oh, I just don't want
this to be over.
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Oh, neither do I.
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Look, when you first came here
you could barely load a stapler.
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Now, look at you!
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Synclaire James‐Jones.
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[laughs] Wife and actress..
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‐ Whoo‐whoo‐whooah! ‐ That's me.
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Come on, now, there's
nothing you can't do.
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Oh, Khadijah. Oh, Khadijah!
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That's my cuz..
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Um, ladies and gentlemen
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back from his, uh, show stopping
engagement in London, England.
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Please give it up for Mr.
Kyle Barker.
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[Khadijah whooping]
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, welcome home.
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‐ Thank you, boo. ‐
Oh, I've missed you.
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Damn, you look good.
Have you lost weight?
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Yeah. Well, have you
tried English food?
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Yo, shawty. Uh..
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‐ ...you remember Trip, right?
‐ What's up, man?
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‐ How you doing? ‐ Hey, man.
Lookin' good.
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Yeah, and that right
there is, uh, Rawr Roni.
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'The girl who, uh,
subletted your apartment.'
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‐ Oh, okay. ‐ Nice to meet you.
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‐ Nice to meet you too.
‐ You know..
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I've been wanting to ask
you about all these
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little cheese puff stashes
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I keep finding all
over the bedroom.
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‐ Ah, I had a pet named Maxine.
‐ Oh.
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Ooh‐hoo..
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‐ You ain't right..
‐ Yeah, everybody.
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You know, um, we got plenty
of time for mixing later.
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Right now, I gotta
show you my new pad.
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Man, I did some installation
that's a festival for the eyes.
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Uh‐huh, And me without my camera.
Later, boo.
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‐ Ah. So good to see you.
‐ Ah, boo. Oh, you too.
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‐ Come on, dawg. ‐ Oh..
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Oh, boy.
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[Max gasps]
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Oh, Maxine. I see you found Mr.
Right.
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Kyle, what are you doing here?
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Oh, the Brits didn't
want you either, huh?
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Actually, Overton
called me in Cleveland
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and invited me to
tonight's festivities.
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Oh, how convenient. Suddenly
there are festivities.
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Yeah, to, uh, ring
in all things new
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and soon to be new..
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Talk amongst yourselves. Mmm.
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So, how goes life
of the maverick?
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Great! Um, let me see.
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Hmph. I'm pregnant.
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Pregnant?
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[laughs]
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With what?
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What do you think, I'm
incapable of producing life?
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No, no, no. It's just that, um..
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[chuckles] I never pictured you
as the motherly type is all.
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Hmm. And all that time I spent
trying to make you a man.
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Well, then, who did you seduce,
and where is the body buried?
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Not deep enough.
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Anyway, uh, he's not part
of my life anymore, so..
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Look, look, Max
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if there is anything you
need, anything I can do‐‐.
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Nah, trust me, Kyle, I have
everything I need from you
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and a few things I
didn't ask for, eh?
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Alright, Walter,
come on, schnell.
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Oh, come on. Schnell.
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Schnell didn't work on me.
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I don't know what makes you
think it'll work on him.
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[knock on door]
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Hey, hey. So how'd your little
tete‐a‐tete with Max go, huh?
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Oh, enlightening.
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She finally found someone
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she can lead around on a leash.
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Well, did she tell you about
the new additions to her life?
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Uh, the, uh, project
she is developing.
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The, uh, uh,
precious cargo, uh..
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You mean, the baby?
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Phew, thanks, bro, uh..
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Running out of
colorful euphemisms.
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So, c'mon, how you
holding up man?
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I'm fine, man. It's
her choice, you know.
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My ties with Maxine Shaw
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were cut at that
airport terminal, bro.
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W‐w‐wait a minute, now,
what about the baby?
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I mean, it is half yours.
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Overton, man, I've been
gone for five months.
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Now, I know I'm virile
and all, you know.
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But I doubt even if my sperm
could swim across the Atlantic.
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Good lord, that girl
didn't tell you.
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Tell me what?
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Um, bro..
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Uh, Max was, uh, inseminated
at the Turner Institute
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and, uh, her donor of choice
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would be, um, Big Wave Barker.
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[screaming]
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Hey, bro, can I get you
like a real drink, man?
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Rat poison is my drink
of choice at the moment.
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Look, Overton..
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Do you know the odds
of Maxine picking me
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out of thousands of donors?
Let's see.
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One in six hundred and
fifty five million, man.
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Shawty, that's
your problem, man.
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You live in this cold,
sterile universe
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of bottom lines and
balance sheets.
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But in the real world
with living human beings
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the odds are..
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W‐well, well‐well‐well,
look here.
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It happened, you
gotta deal with it.
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How?
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Right at this moment,
my child, a Barker..
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Is trapped inside the
body of Maxine Shaw.
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Being nurtured by nachos
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and snack cakes and
sides of beef.
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My child is gestating
in a landfill.
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Well, um, easy
target as Maxine is
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you look me in the eye and
tell me you're over her.
248
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No. No, see, see, my life
has never been better.
249
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I'm this close to
making partner.
250
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I just got a gig singing
in a jazz club in Chelsea
251
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and I don't mean to brag
252
00:12:24,646 --> 00:12:26,406
but the Brits are caught
up in a little thing
253
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they are calling Barker mania.
254
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,946
Yeah, so, um, how's your
love life, Jazz Man?
255
00:12:34,013 --> 00:12:36,780
It's never been better. I
am dating a supermodel.
256
00:12:36,846 --> 00:12:40,113
Six foot one and girly
is well worth the climb.
257
00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:45,680
Tell me, how many times you close
your eyes and you see Max?
258
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I'm afraid to close
my eyes, man.
259
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Dear God
260
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why can't I exorcise this demon?
261
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[sobs]
262
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:09,620
That's because of a little thing
we Joneses like to call destiny.
263
00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:12,653
And it never goes away.
264
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,786
It rides your back
till your knees buckle
265
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you fall flat on your ass
266
00:13:16,686 --> 00:13:19,353
you look up and say, "Alright,
enough, God, I‐I get it."
267
00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:24,353
Overton, I've been flat on my
ass since I met this woman.
268
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Tell me, when are her knees
going to buckle, huh?
269
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Well, hopefully, before
her water breaks.
270
00:13:33,353 --> 00:13:34,520
Kyle, look here, man.
271
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This child gonna link
you two together
272
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for the rest of your lives, man.
273
00:13:38,953 --> 00:13:40,986
Maybe it's time y'all stopped
acting like opponents
274
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and start acting like parents.
275
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‐ Wow. ‐ Hey.
276
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What do you think of
baby's first snowman?
277
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:55,020
Well, I think baby's lucky,
that baby can't see it.
278
00:13:56,186 --> 00:13:57,520
Is that why you
called me up here?
279
00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,026
No, no, no. Here,
come have a look‐see.
280
00:14:01,026 --> 00:14:02,860
Look it, there's Kyle.
281
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,286
Staked out in front
of my apartment
282
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like some sort of
street‐level gargoyle.
283
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,926
‐ Oh, no, duck, duck!
‐ Ooh! Ah! What?
284
00:14:10,993 --> 00:14:13,193
I thought I saw his beady
little eyes looking over here.
285
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:17,293
Alright, look, Max, I
love you, but that's it.
286
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:19,826
What're you doing?
287
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,826
I'm getting your baby
daddy's attention.
288
00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:25,460
(Kyle) 'Ow!'
289
00:14:25,526 --> 00:14:28,993
Kyle, Kyle, Max is up here.
She hiding, yo.
290
00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:30,326
She right here. Come here.
291
00:14:30,393 --> 00:14:33,360
‐ What kind of a friend are you?
‐ Come here.
292
00:14:33,426 --> 00:14:36,060
A friend with a nice arm.
293
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,293
Okay, okay, Shaw. Think
fast, think fast. Let's..
294
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,760
Oh, no, you can't
go up the stairs
295
00:14:39,826 --> 00:14:41,426
because he'll be
coming up that way.
296
00:14:41,493 --> 00:14:44,593
Alright, I could hit the
soft top of that convertible
297
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:45,993
roll and come up running.
298
00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:47,593
In your condition?
299
00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:49,626
Damn! Kid's slowing
me down already.
300
00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:57,126
Hey. Thanks, Khadijah.
301
00:14:57,193 --> 00:14:59,266
But you owe me a tortoiseshell
button, alright?
302
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,100
Alright, well, Imma
leave y'all up here
303
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,266
so that y'all can chat.
304
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,900
Hmm, there she go.
305
00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:11,833
You pilfered any
good sperm lately?
306
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:17,966
Nobody in this brownstone
can keep their trap shut.
307
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:21,300
I don't know why I ever
crossed the street.
308
00:15:21,366 --> 00:15:23,466
I mean, you'd think
in five years
309
00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,666
I'd be able to make friends
in my own building
310
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:30,000
but no, I keep coming over
here for a few measly meals.
311
00:15:30,066 --> 00:15:36,333
And now, I'm playing host
mother to your seed, oh.
312
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,566
Well, I'm tired of fighting!
313
00:15:41,966 --> 00:15:43,133
You win.
314
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,033
Oh, God. I surrender!
315
00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:49,066
I give up.
316
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:52,433
No mas.
317
00:15:53,733 --> 00:15:55,013
‐ So, are you finished?
‐ 'Yeah.'
318
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,500
Now, fix your face.
319
00:15:56,566 --> 00:16:00,406
Look, Maxine, you know
I'd be here, right?
320
00:16:00,473 --> 00:16:02,040
And you know I would
do the right thing
321
00:16:02,106 --> 00:16:04,873
and take care of
our baby and you.
322
00:16:06,473 --> 00:16:09,106
Maxine, baby, don't you know
323
00:16:09,173 --> 00:16:13,573
that there has been
no one in my life
324
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,873
that has affected
me the way you do?
325
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:18,973
I mean, you open your
mouth and my skin crawls.
326
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,173
‐ Hey. ‐ Well, but
in a good way.
327
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,440
And that smile.
328
00:16:23,506 --> 00:16:26,540
See that smile has brightened
many a London day for me.
329
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:31,540
And now, we're about to
have a baby together.
330
00:16:33,273 --> 00:16:35,440
And you already know
how much I love you.
331
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:43,873
♪ When I fall in love girl ♪
332
00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:50,006
♪ It'll be forever ♪
333
00:16:51,306 --> 00:16:52,306
Mmm.
334
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:58,406
You know, this is either
the cruelest trick
335
00:16:58,473 --> 00:17:01,246
the cosmos has ever played
336
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:04,946
or proof positive, that we
are destined to be together.
337
00:17:06,346 --> 00:17:10,446
No, Kyle. We are
doomed to be together.
338
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,780
Now, you shut up and kiss me.
339
00:17:22,046 --> 00:17:27,313
‐ Seven! ‐ Five, four,
three, two, one.
340
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,180
(all) Happy new year!
341
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:34,313
[instrumental music]
342
00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:43,546
Mmm.
343
00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:47,546
It'll mean nothing
to us, boss lady
344
00:17:47,613 --> 00:17:49,546
but how about a lil' sweet lip?
345
00:17:51,846 --> 00:17:54,213
Russell, do you want a
job in the new year?
346
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,946
Back up off me.
347
00:17:58,446 --> 00:18:01,320
Whoo, I am gonna
call my boyfriend
348
00:18:01,386 --> 00:18:04,053
and wish him a happy new
year and a good life.
349
00:18:05,686 --> 00:18:07,253
And you said that two
months of begging
350
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,920
wouldn't pay off. Hah!
351
00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:10,253
Happy new year.
352
00:18:11,753 --> 00:18:13,386
Well, if you'll excuse me
353
00:18:13,453 --> 00:18:15,786
I'm gonna call each
of my many ex‐wives.
354
00:18:15,853 --> 00:18:17,886
No doubt, one of
them is home alone
355
00:18:17,953 --> 00:18:20,353
and very vulnerable.
Happy, happy!
356
00:18:24,786 --> 00:18:27,520
Overton, the love of my life
357
00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:29,586
I'm so glad you
made me your wife.
358
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:33,853
Max, my girl, you all that.
359
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,253
How do you eat so much
and never get fat?
360
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:43,353
Kyle, you are my
favorite Dapper Dan.
361
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,553
You know of all things...
African.
362
00:18:49,153 --> 00:18:52,153
Khadijah, I would cherish
you to the day I die.
363
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:54,420
And I'm gonna stop right now
'cause I'm fittin' to cry.
364
00:18:58,553 --> 00:19:02,493
Well, like Kyle said, we all
been through a lot of changes.
365
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,860
I mean, Synclaire and
Overton are married.
366
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:09,026
You two came to your
senses, finally
367
00:19:09,093 --> 00:19:10,693
and we all get a baby
out of the deal.
368
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,860
‐ Yeah. ‐ Mmm.
369
00:19:11,926 --> 00:19:14,460
Scooter and I are back together.
370
00:19:14,526 --> 00:19:16,326
Well, not tonight.
371
00:19:16,393 --> 00:19:18,060
You know, but still..
372
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,326
Okay. And even Regine got
her millionaire finally.
373
00:19:23,393 --> 00:19:25,360
‐ Mmm. ‐ Hear, hear.
374
00:19:25,426 --> 00:19:27,593
The only thing that
has not changed
375
00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:30,426
is the love I have
for all of y'all.
376
00:19:30,493 --> 00:19:33,326
‐ Cheers. ‐ Cheers.
377
00:19:33,393 --> 00:19:35,926
‐ Oh, my. ‐ Cheers.
378
00:19:35,993 --> 00:19:38,726
Alright, Maxine, what do you
say we go back to your place?
379
00:19:38,793 --> 00:19:40,893
I think my boy here,
needs his rest.
380
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,360
Oh, please, my girl
is a night owl.
381
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,093
Another you? God would
never be so cruel.
382
00:19:50,693 --> 00:19:52,493
You gotta start getting
some rest too‐‐
383
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,760
‐ Mind your business, Jack.
‐ I got some business.
384
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,060
Your care's my business,
that's what my business.
385
00:19:58,226 --> 00:20:00,033
Well, baby, I guess
we should go too.
386
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,900
I'm sure, Khadijah
got something to do.
387
00:20:02,966 --> 00:20:05,400
No, she doesn't,
she's all alone.
388
00:20:05,466 --> 00:20:08,600
Well, it's, uh, our first new
year's as‐as man and wife
389
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,133
baby, w‐we've got
something to do.
390
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:13,733
Show you right. Show you right.
391
00:20:13,766 --> 00:20:16,066
That's what I'm talking about.
Happy new year, baby.
392
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,466
Happy new year.
393
00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:21,200
See you tomorrow.
394
00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:24,666
[instrumental music]
395
00:20:27,933 --> 00:20:29,733
[knock on door]
396
00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:45,866
Am I too late for
my new year's kiss?
397
00:20:45,933 --> 00:20:47,633
I thought you were in Rio.
398
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,500
A little unscheduled stopover.
399
00:20:49,566 --> 00:20:52,400
It's cost me 600 bucks so
this kiss better be good.
400
00:20:52,466 --> 00:20:55,300
‐ Oh, I can cover it on my end.
‐ Alright, yeah.
401
00:20:55,366 --> 00:20:57,300
‐ Mmm. ‐ Mmm.
402
00:21:08,373 --> 00:21:11,140
‐ 'Girl, what you doing?' ‐
I'm going to Rio with you.
403
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,473
Just like that, no suitcase?
404
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,440
Well, if Imma need clothes
maybe I shouldn't go.
405
00:21:18,906 --> 00:21:22,573
Girl, you changing on me, I like it.
Whoo!
406
00:21:24,806 --> 00:21:27,673
Well, get used to it. 'Cause
I ain't never looking back.
407
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,173
[music continues]
408
00:21:36,873 --> 00:21:39,673
[sighs] Well, maybe
just a little bit.
409
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,306
[theme music]
410
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:27,646
(female ♫1) Woo‐hoo!